DID YOU KNOW?

This just in.

A clever scientist by the name of Lynn Tan has recently discovered an invention on our common mobile phones.

She has found out that on every individual mobile phone has in fact a special button that performs wonders when YOU press it.

What happens when you do press this sacred button, you may ask?

Well, simply said, your mobile phone would automatically switch on and would then display a burst of colours on your display screen!

AMAZING!

Lynn Tan has truly broken the grounds of scientific studies of today and is an inspiration to all of us commoners.

Lynn also announces that she will be holding a 'SBC' or 'Special Button Campaign' that would raise the awareness and help educate the Cell Members of Lightning to learn this new-found way of life. She will be holding a talk that would include the following topic below:


. The benefits of switching your mobiles on which would enable Cell Leaders of today to easily contact their Members to inform them of upcoming functions and announcements.

This is something not to be missed and is your Once-In-A-Lifetime chance to get up close and personal (but not TOO personal) with the Gorgeous Lynn Tan!

Tickets are available everywhere.

Posted by,

The Management Of Mobile Rights

(This letter is computer generated and therefore does not require any signature)