POOR THING!!! ( I meant the blog...)How come nobody post so here's a little detail 'bout F.O.P (Festival Of Praise)...It will be from 4th of August to 6th August... WHich is this week Friday to Sunday...LIGHTNING...WERAWK...Sorry...a little high today...As i was saying...Lightning is planning to go on Friday and we will be meeting at 3.20pm at Tampines MRT.For those who are going to Kallang and meet, meet us at 4pm. PLs message/call either Gorgeous *Ahem* Lynn{JUZ JOKING...YOu forgot that i was high 2day} or mr DAviD by this Thursday. IF you don't they will accept the fact that you are not going. Also if you will be reaching late, pls message either of them so that they will book a seat for you . PLEASE try to be early as you might not be able to squeeze in...The concert starts at about 7 and ends at about 9.30 to about 10 so arrange transport to go back... PLS ALSO Bring Something to eat as there will be NO dinner...I REPEAT NO DINNER!!!...So that's 'bout it...See YAH!!!
HEEHAH!!!GIDIYAP!!!OLEHOLEH!!!GOAL!!!PRETTY ME!!!WHAT"S UP DOC???HICUP!!!

this is the manager...
of the management...
tHe-sPeCiAL-aNgEL...
aka Wei Jian/AaRoN...
friend of LIGHTNING...
feeling a little high signing off...

The blog is dying again...as usual...why not a little light humour?

GUYS!!!(yes i mean guys..literally) Please don't kill me.. i just posted this for fun =D
Why would someone make such a stupid wish anyway?
By the way.. do remember about what Gorgeous Lynn said.. SONIC SANTUARY!!!! Lead by..err..whats his name again??? Ok nevermind.. its on 7th july.. at LEW.. and we'll get fetched there!!! YAY!!! And I think we'll get fetched back..hmmm..well.. anything else ask Lynn ok?

HELLO GUYS!!!
You all always never reply...except for the guai ones...;)
AnIwAe, i'm sorrie bout the change of date but we'll make cell group outing on the 21st June (WEDNESDAY)...
i'm sorrie bout those who can't make it...but rest assured...you are sorely missed...and still well loved...:D

btw, i've made the decision for all of us...
We will meet at CITY HALL MRT STATION AT 1010am... Then we'll start walking to MARINA SQUARE... and WATCH the movie CARS at 1040am...if by 1020am...you have not informed us of your arrival....
you will be taken to be absent and no tickets will be purchased on your behalf!!!
TAKE NOTE
After the movie where we have all enjoyed each other's company...we will have lunch,....
followed by a relaxing game of bowling...

Remember!!! 1020am... your deadline...
--kan--

It's Settled Then

So here's the progress we've made so far on our cell group outing...

We've decided that we'll hold it on 2 separate days: the 15 and 22 of June.

Watching "She's The Man" has been agreed upon those participating as this movie promotes transexuals (Amanda Bynes dressing up as a guy). No really, I was SERIOUSLY joking. Its a comedy. Just comedy.Nothing Else.

Ok, the cinemas that we'll be probably watching at will be Plaza Singapura, Suntec City and the very xian Tampines Mall.

Now all we need you to do, (this will definitely be the last time i'll be asking you to do stuff, well, at least till the next cell outing comes about) is to TAG me your response on the TAGBOARD in the following manner:

MOVIE(cinema that you've chosen)(day that you prefer to watch movie)

Did you get that?

Simple enough huh?

Below is an EXAMPLE for all those not sure how to get around giving me ur response.

MOVIE Tampines Mall 22June

Get it?

Ok, so please, after reading this very line i'm typing right now,TAG ur response without hesitation. We really need ur response before anything else can be done. This will probably be that last time we'll be able to go out as a cell until then december holidays. Do you get how SERIOUS this is?? Ok, i'm overeacting. Whatever.

xdftgeir,

TzeHern

Management of Mobile rights (MMR)

All TAGs will be charnged at a fee of 0 cents
All participants of the above mentioned event below the age of 18 will have to sek parental consent
The terms and Conditions will change without any prior notice.

Dawgs (Revised Version 0.2)

So far, Wei Jian has announced his views on the outing and no one else but him. So where are all you other guys? I've made an appeal in this month's newsletter to all that you should visit the blog regularly for updates.

Here's some (Revised) suggestions:

x men 3
over the hedge
Cars
benchwarmers
she's the man

Some movies have been x-ed out due to "unclean" content that may cause us christians to feel uncomfortable with.

Ok, now all i need is for you guys to tag to tell me your preference in the day and movie title.

After i've collected this above info, i will check on the timings for the day and movie that is agreed by the majority of the participants.

Lastly, we'll grab popcorn and enjoy the show. =.=

Ok, so did you get that??

Please reply soon cuz time is tight for me to organise this if you should not co-operate. thanks

Sorry for any inconvenience caused should any reader not be able to comprehend or absorb my high standard of english or for that matter, this very line you're reading right now. If so, ignore what you've just read immediately, as this does not make any sense at all and i will stop here before i go on crapping further.

fuyejrugx,

Tzehern
Management of Mobile Rights

Trivia: Did you know that this is my 6 post on the blog?

Yahh! Yesterday was RACHEL'S birthday!!! (Thankz Tzehern for reminding me =D)
Rachel has becomed 13 years old and therefore classified as Old Auntie, hehehe...(Joking joking)
Rachel is a very enthu girl, as Lynn said, she brings smile to the cell =D
She is known for coming late, but guess what? SHE CAME EARLY LAST SUNDAY!!! *shocked*
guess people change when they get 13 huh?
But yeah, she is a great person and the whole cell wishes you ,Rachel, a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
God bless!!
(sorry Rach, no crumpler =D)

Dawgs

Hey ya'll! So it seems we'll be going out in small groups for our cell outing eh?

And i'm incharge of movies! Wee! =.="

Here's some suggestions:

Silent Hill (rating to be announced)
x men 3
over the hedge
the omen
Cars
benchwarmers
she's the man
the nun

Ok, now all i need is for you guys to tag to tell me your preference in the day and movie title.

After i've collected this above info, i will check on the timings for the day and movie that is agreed by the majority of the participants.

Lastly, we'll grab popcorn and enjoy the show. =.=

Ok, so did you get that?? Please reply soon cuz time is tight for me to organise this if you should not co-operate. thanks

Sorry for any inconvenience caused should any reader not be able to comprehend or absorb my high standard of english or for that matter, this very line you're reading right now. If so, ignore what you've just read immediately, as this does not make any sense at all and i will stop here before i go on crapping further.

fuyejrugx,

Tzehern
Management of Mobile Rights

P.S. Did you know, that the previous song for our blog was aired during a commercial for the 2006 FIFA World Cup? That's so cheezy!

Happy Birthday to Aldrin, Dion and Junling!!!
(sorry this came a week late >.<) Nice right the picture =D
Ok lets get to the point, another 3 members of our cell have becomed 13!!!
Lets start off with Aldrin, a very energetic boy who brings smiles to the cell!!! Also love to make jokes!!! But when he got his birthday cake he suddenly become guaiguai and quiet. XD
Dion is a quiet boy in nature, but very helpful in cell =D He is also very generous!!! Keeps trying to give his cake away >.<
Junling is a very nice girl =D Always willing to participate in cell events =D
So... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE THREE, MAY GOD BLESS YOU =D

HEY
first time postin here
wow..
it seems like a looong time since i last went for cell and service!
ohgolly
i miss church!
-and th audience goes-''AWW''
hahaha

nows the holiz
spent ur time wisely kaes ppl!
start studyin if u nid to catch up on ur wrk
gosh.i sound like sum preacher
hees

ohkay.tts all((=
cya this sunday!

rachTANLYNYIN

Correction

June's edition of Lightning News will be released this coming Sunday.

Here's a peak on what to expect inside:

> A special testimony in Devotional Materials
> Review on Over The Hedge
> Birthday Dedications
> Cool Graphics
> Hm... i guess that's all...

Haha. So maybe our newsletter is small but it still packs a punch!

Lame.

Oh and hi to our newcomer WeiQian.

I seriously don't wanna go to the BirdPark for cell outing.

Do we have to?

Anyway, a movie would be fine. X men 3? Poseidon? Whatever

Signing off,

TzeHern
Management of Mobile Rights ( MMR )

Whats Up With These Cheezy Titles?

Ok what ever.

Sorry for not attending cell these few weeks, with so many things in the way before and after exams.

Posting today to let you guys in on this months' newsletter!

Junes' edition of Lightning news is your supplement for the holidays.

With games, devotions, reviews galore;
There's just so much for you in store!

It rhymes. Freaky. Anyways, don't give yourself a Bad Day if you ain't happy or discouraged with your results and all. I'm a victim too. Take this holiday to reflect on what you've done wrong. Think of how you can improve on yourself and change you attitude and blablablabla...

:)

The point is (to make it short and sweet), don't keep swimming through your past mistakes in life. Swim towards the life guard and get the hell out of that pool! Just kidding. *cough cough* Pray for His wisdom and empowerment(is it spelt like tt?) to guide you. Caustiously make good use of this one-month-grace-period-and-relaxation-time to brush up yourself and the dirt on your clothes too XD

Uh..where was i? oh yea ok you may wunder why i'm posting so early when i should be in school! I just came back from the clinic not too long ago cuz i went down to make an appoinment on my infected-ingrown-toenail (yucks) and i ended up having to go thru a minor surgery. But its my first so i'm happy i didn't weep like a baby :) You'll see what the surgeon-doctor did to my foot this sunday. Hope i'll recover just in time before the holidays begin. (cuz i wanna play lah).

fhxiwmgkdi,

TzeHern
Management of Mobile Rights(MMR)

SBC is now so reknown that everyone wanna noe about it.It is such a wonderful creation that even my grandma uses it. If there are any more creation, we will keep you posted.

This message is copyrighted not by the patent but by the patent good friend............................................................................................

Back to business... i came here wanting to post something on the blog, its a sought of web that will make you super duper waste time...Leonzy remind me to tell you what it is so that you can add ii in the cell blog. If you wanna noe more about it go to my blog and then the tag board bottom. Click the Don't click here sign...*Smirk*...I won' tell you anything...
Tiz is Junior angel signing off...

tHe sPeCiAL aNgEL...
tHe wAY tHiNGs aPpEaR...
God Bless

SBC Aftermath

Last week's Special Button Campaign held by the gorgeous Lynn Tan was a huge success!

People who never knew about the invention of the button swarmed in to discover its wonders.

Patrons were all given a light lunch and got the chance to activate their phones by carrying out these steps created by Prof. Lynn:

1. Lift your index finger
2. Locate the Special Button on your mobile
3. Using your lifted finger, press the Special Button
(copyright)

Everyone was truly amazed with the results and here are some comments made by our supportive patrons:

"Wah! The flashing colour lights hor, very cool sia!"

"Lynn is real GORGEOUS! i got up close and personal (but not too personal) to her!"

"Now I can order McDonald's delivery, thanks Lynn!"

"I can now receive messages from my friends!"

"The lights blinded me, and now...i can't see!!"

"I loved the food..."

Prof. Lynn would like to thank the following sponsors for making this campaign a huge success:

SBU (Special Buttons Unit)

MacDonut (Food)

BL Pte Limited (Blinding Lights)

and all who have made this project possible

Posted by

The Management of Mobile Rights

(This letter is computer-generated and therefore does not require any signature)

BRAIN TEASER:
First I will give the answer to the last 3 brain teaser

Answer:
Question 1: What are the letters missing from this sequence?
Ans: WARLMFTS

Question 2: 5 33 7777 88 7777- 555 666 888 33 777- 6 33
Ans: Jesus Loves Me
Reaseon: Usuing your handphone/housephone, you will see alaphabets on every number
so...
2=a 22=b 222=c 3=d 33=e 333=f 4=g 44=h 444=i 5=j 55=k 555=l 6=m 66=n 666=o
7=p 77=q 777=r 777=s 8=t 88=u 888=v 9=w 99=x 999=y 9999=z

Question 3:
The answer is: 9
Reason: Instead of usuing the number... spell it out... 1=one 2=two
So there for... 1+2 = one + two= 6
__________________________________________________________________
BRAIN TEASER4:
Lets lower the difficulty shall we?

Difficulty: 1
Question:
David has a pet called Divad
Lynn has a pet called Lnyn
Evan has a pet called Eavn
Daniel has a pet called Deinal
Charlene has a pet called ______?

DID YOU KNOW?

This just in.

A clever scientist by the name of Lynn Tan has recently discovered an invention on our common mobile phones.

She has found out that on every individual mobile phone has in fact a special button that performs wonders when YOU press it.

What happens when you do press this sacred button, you may ask?

Well, simply said, your mobile phone would automatically switch on and would then display a burst of colours on your display screen!

AMAZING!

Lynn Tan has truly broken the grounds of scientific studies of today and is an inspiration to all of us commoners.

Lynn also announces that she will be holding a 'SBC' or 'Special Button Campaign' that would raise the awareness and help educate the Cell Members of Lightning to learn this new-found way of life. She will be holding a talk that would include the following topic below:


. The benefits of switching your mobiles on which would enable Cell Leaders of today to easily contact their Members to inform them of upcoming functions and announcements.

This is something not to be missed and is your Once-In-A-Lifetime chance to get up close and personal (but not TOO personal) with the Gorgeous Lynn Tan!

Tickets are available everywhere.

Posted by,

The Management Of Mobile Rights

(This letter is computer generated and therefore does not require any signature)

BRAIN TEASER3:
Amazingly... all the brain teasers are getting answered by one person... how can he be so smart???

Difficulty: 3

Question:
To get into my computer, you will to do a maths question with 2 numbers. The number will change everytime you try to log in.
When 5+5 appears, the answer is 8
When 6+3 appears, the answer is 8
When 12+3 appears, the answer is 11
When 11+9 appears, the answer is 10

What is the answer when 4+8 appears?

BRAIN TEASER:
So the last weeks question was too difficult right? Heres a super easy one!

Difficulty: 1

Question:
What are the letters missing from this sequence?

W_TLM_T_

______________________________________________________
BRAIN TEASER2:
Some people are just too smart... so let me make a harder one...

Difficulty: 2

Question:
Using your handphone/housephone, figure out the code
5 33 7777 88 7777- 555 666 888 33 777- 6 33

Clue: 2 22 222- 3 33 333= abc def

YAY!!! TOMMORROW IS DAVID'S BIRTHDAY!!!! WOOOO!!!! Hahaz! Okay... David has been with the cell for about 2 years, he is the faithful leader that we all love so much =P David has worked like super super super hard for the cell, helping us in whatever way he can!
David=
Dashing...(I DUNNO LA!!)
Attractive...(I REALLY DON'T KNOW!!!)
Vavavoom?????... (NOT MY IDEA!!!)
Imaginative...
Delightful...(Ya... he makes people laugh and smile =D)

Well thats all, may God bless you in all your studies and sports, remember, God will be with ya always.
HAPPY B'DAE DAVID!!!

heyheyhey!

today we celebrated DAVID's birthday! wee!

wishing our wonderful cell leader a blessed year ahead and may He guide you through too.

hope you enjoyed our surprise party...

God Bless!

.from all of us at Lightning Cell