Correction

June's edition of Lightning News will be released this coming Sunday.

Here's a peak on what to expect inside:

> A special testimony in Devotional Materials
> Review on Over The Hedge
> Birthday Dedications
> Cool Graphics
> Hm... i guess that's all...

Haha. So maybe our newsletter is small but it still packs a punch!

Lame.

Oh and hi to our newcomer WeiQian.

I seriously don't wanna go to the BirdPark for cell outing.

Do we have to?

Anyway, a movie would be fine. X men 3? Poseidon? Whatever

Signing off,

TzeHern
Management of Mobile Rights ( MMR )

Whats Up With These Cheezy Titles?

Ok what ever.

Sorry for not attending cell these few weeks, with so many things in the way before and after exams.

Posting today to let you guys in on this months' newsletter!

Junes' edition of Lightning news is your supplement for the holidays.

With games, devotions, reviews galore;
There's just so much for you in store!

It rhymes. Freaky. Anyways, don't give yourself a Bad Day if you ain't happy or discouraged with your results and all. I'm a victim too. Take this holiday to reflect on what you've done wrong. Think of how you can improve on yourself and change you attitude and blablablabla...

:)

The point is (to make it short and sweet), don't keep swimming through your past mistakes in life. Swim towards the life guard and get the hell out of that pool! Just kidding. *cough cough* Pray for His wisdom and empowerment(is it spelt like tt?) to guide you. Caustiously make good use of this one-month-grace-period-and-relaxation-time to brush up yourself and the dirt on your clothes too XD

Uh..where was i? oh yea ok you may wunder why i'm posting so early when i should be in school! I just came back from the clinic not too long ago cuz i went down to make an appoinment on my infected-ingrown-toenail (yucks) and i ended up having to go thru a minor surgery. But its my first so i'm happy i didn't weep like a baby :) You'll see what the surgeon-doctor did to my foot this sunday. Hope i'll recover just in time before the holidays begin. (cuz i wanna play lah).

fhxiwmgkdi,

TzeHern
Management of Mobile Rights(MMR)

SBC is now so reknown that everyone wanna noe about it.It is such a wonderful creation that even my grandma uses it. If there are any more creation, we will keep you posted.

This message is copyrighted not by the patent but by the patent good friend............................................................................................

Back to business... i came here wanting to post something on the blog, its a sought of web that will make you super duper waste time...Leonzy remind me to tell you what it is so that you can add ii in the cell blog. If you wanna noe more about it go to my blog and then the tag board bottom. Click the Don't click here sign...*Smirk*...I won' tell you anything...
Tiz is Junior angel signing off...

tHe sPeCiAL aNgEL...
tHe wAY tHiNGs aPpEaR...
God Bless

SBC Aftermath

Last week's Special Button Campaign held by the gorgeous Lynn Tan was a huge success!

People who never knew about the invention of the button swarmed in to discover its wonders.

Patrons were all given a light lunch and got the chance to activate their phones by carrying out these steps created by Prof. Lynn:

1. Lift your index finger
2. Locate the Special Button on your mobile
3. Using your lifted finger, press the Special Button
(copyright)

Everyone was truly amazed with the results and here are some comments made by our supportive patrons:

"Wah! The flashing colour lights hor, very cool sia!"

"Lynn is real GORGEOUS! i got up close and personal (but not too personal) to her!"

"Now I can order McDonald's delivery, thanks Lynn!"

"I can now receive messages from my friends!"

"The lights blinded me, and now...i can't see!!"

"I loved the food..."

Prof. Lynn would like to thank the following sponsors for making this campaign a huge success:

SBU (Special Buttons Unit)

MacDonut (Food)

BL Pte Limited (Blinding Lights)

and all who have made this project possible

Posted by

The Management of Mobile Rights

(This letter is computer-generated and therefore does not require any signature)

BRAIN TEASER:
First I will give the answer to the last 3 brain teaser

Answer:
Question 1: What are the letters missing from this sequence?
Ans: WARLMFTS

Question 2: 5 33 7777 88 7777- 555 666 888 33 777- 6 33
Ans: Jesus Loves Me
Reaseon: Usuing your handphone/housephone, you will see alaphabets on every number
so...
2=a 22=b 222=c 3=d 33=e 333=f 4=g 44=h 444=i 5=j 55=k 555=l 6=m 66=n 666=o
7=p 77=q 777=r 777=s 8=t 88=u 888=v 9=w 99=x 999=y 9999=z

Question 3:
The answer is: 9
Reason: Instead of usuing the number... spell it out... 1=one 2=two
So there for... 1+2 = one + two= 6
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BRAIN TEASER4:
Lets lower the difficulty shall we?

Difficulty: 1
Question:
David has a pet called Divad
Lynn has a pet called Lnyn
Evan has a pet called Eavn
Daniel has a pet called Deinal
Charlene has a pet called ______?

DID YOU KNOW?

This just in.

A clever scientist by the name of Lynn Tan has recently discovered an invention on our common mobile phones.

She has found out that on every individual mobile phone has in fact a special button that performs wonders when YOU press it.

What happens when you do press this sacred button, you may ask?

Well, simply said, your mobile phone would automatically switch on and would then display a burst of colours on your display screen!

AMAZING!

Lynn Tan has truly broken the grounds of scientific studies of today and is an inspiration to all of us commoners.

Lynn also announces that she will be holding a 'SBC' or 'Special Button Campaign' that would raise the awareness and help educate the Cell Members of Lightning to learn this new-found way of life. She will be holding a talk that would include the following topic below:


. The benefits of switching your mobiles on which would enable Cell Leaders of today to easily contact their Members to inform them of upcoming functions and announcements.

This is something not to be missed and is your Once-In-A-Lifetime chance to get up close and personal (but not TOO personal) with the Gorgeous Lynn Tan!

Tickets are available everywhere.

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The Management Of Mobile Rights

(This letter is computer generated and therefore does not require any signature)

BRAIN TEASER3:
Amazingly... all the brain teasers are getting answered by one person... how can he be so smart???

Difficulty: 3

Question:
To get into my computer, you will to do a maths question with 2 numbers. The number will change everytime you try to log in.
When 5+5 appears, the answer is 8
When 6+3 appears, the answer is 8
When 12+3 appears, the answer is 11
When 11+9 appears, the answer is 10

What is the answer when 4+8 appears?